Whenever I talk about a truly great pitcher after a sub-par performance, I make the inevitable joke that I had no idea said pitcher was capable of allowing, say, five runs instead of the usual three or three runs instead of the usual one or one run instead of the usual shutout. The degree of badness of a pitcher’s bad day is directly correlated with the degree of goodness of a pitcher’s good day. That’s why a good pitcher’s bad day is a bad pitcher’s good day.
And that’s exactly why I can honestly say in all seriousness, joking aside, that I truly had absolutely no idea that Jon Lester was capable of bombing a start to the egregious extent that he did so last night.
Lester got shelled. I haven’t seen a start this bad from any pitcher in a very, very long time. At his worst, I don’t even think Dice-K was this bad. This is going to be painful to talk about – it’s bad enough I had to watch the whole thing – but let’s do it.
Lester only lasted two innings. He was finally and mercifully pulled in the third without having recorded an out. And in those career-low two-plus innings, he somehow managed to give up a career-high nine runs on eight hits, two of which were homers, while walking three and striking out one. We’re lucky he didn’t give up as many walks as he did runs, and we’re lucky he at least collected one K. That’s how truly awful he was. And he threw fifty-one pitches. That’s half the usual total in less than half the time. This was, without the shadow of a doubt, the absolute worst start he has ever made in his entire career. This one start raised his ERA from 2.80 to 3.26. And he knew it right from the first pitch. He knew what was coming. V-Mart knew it when he warmed him in the bullpen.
His command was utterly lacking. His location was utterly lacking. His movement was utterly lacking. His cut fastball was totally lame. His cutter and sinker were his only working pitches; too bad he threw a grand total of eight of them combined.
Both of those home runs were three-runners by Overbay on pitches that were up and right down the middle. It was like watching a replay, and I’m thinking I already saw this once already; I don’t need to be reminded of it again. Of course it would’ve been a replay if we were lucky. And it was the second homer that chased Lester in the third, leaving us in a 9-zip hole that would only get deeper.
Usually this is where I say that every pitcher has his bad day and it’s particularly unfortunate and inconvenient for us that his bad day is coming now, when every game is a must-win, but I can’t say that here. I can’t say that here because this is so incredibly beyond everything we know about the kind of bad day Lester usually has. Usually, when Lester has a bad day, he gives up five runs. If it’s a really bad day, he gives up six or seven. But this I’ve never seen from him. And I don’t really know what to make of it.
Of course that meant that the bullpen had to work overtime, and as is typical for days like this, they didn’t exactly stop the bleeding. Atchison allowed two runs. Bowden allowed three. Delcarmen allowed one. And Wake, though unearned, allowed one.
In the seventh, Dusty Brown batted in two runs with a double. That was it for our offense for the entire game. We lost to the Toronto Blue Jays by an incredibly painful and frustrating and disappointing and just plain miserable final score of 16-2. It still hurts.
And as if last night couldn’t possibly have gotten any worse, Pedroia is back on the DL with soreness in his foot. He was only back for two games. Well, it was fun while it lasted.
Thankfully, the baseball gods had a world of mercy on us; the Yanks and Rays both lost last night. The only other bright side was that the starters got a good rest. And Yamaico Navarro, called up to take Pedroia’s roster spot, collected his first Major League hit, a pinch-hit single on a fastball down the middle for Scutaro in the fifth. But other than that, there really wasn’t much to cheer about. And as a result, I look forward to Lester’s next start, when he will undoubtedly unleash a world of dominance in order to make all of Red Sox Nation forget that last night even happened at all.